Archive for July, 2002

Russ: “I am under attack”

July 12, 2002

Left wing extremist Russ of filthydigital.com had a little problem with unbearable noise on his roof it appears. Apparently, it was enough to send him over the edge…

I’m under attack! I woke up this morning to the sounds of very threatening noises. I thought the Al-Queda had waged full blown war against my building. But after I regained full consciousness I realized that my roof was being worked on.

I live on the top floor of my building and my roof is flat. There’s no attic either so my ceiling is directly under the roof. Apparently the roof was in need of alot of hammering because that’s what they’re doing. BAM BAM BAM!!! Actually, my room is acting like a giant bass drum so it’s more like BOOM BOOM BOOM!!! And they’re slinging rocks all over the place and dragging, what seems like, a chain link fence around. How much longer will I have to endure this noise? The sound is fucking DEAFENING! I CAN’T GET ANY WORK DONE!!! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

addendum: Now it’s raining and I have eight leaks throughout the apartment. Water is actually pouring out of three of the leaks. This is a fucking nightmare.

Cici’s mysterious dream

July 11, 2002

Well, I had a dream that I was like a witch or something, and had connections to an alien planet, and then one day some of the aliens came. They were small and had a head and like thin arms and legs, and only one eye, and I put one in a plastic bag and tried to suffocate it, but I felt bad and let it out. Then I became friends with it…oh and it used its super powers to fix my teeth and make them perfect. My dad didn’t believe me when I told him who did it. Then, me and family friends, the Franksmans, all went out to lunch, and apparently the waitress was like our enemy and found out that I was a witch (or whatever..) and wanted to kill the whole group of people. Super. Then my sister became invisible to walk across the street – and reappeared at the other side. I was like “Look Dad!” but the idiot didn’t turn to see anything. Then the waitress/enemy took my sister behind these curtain things, I think she killed her. I was trying to tell the rest of my family/friends we needed to get out of there but all they did was keep eating their fucking food.

Well we deciphered the dream for Cici as a favor. I’m qualified to do that because i’m going to take psychology classes via correspondence college. Basically the dream illustrates that she doesn’t have a good relationship with her father and her family doesn’t pay attention to her. Also she’s concerned about her sister’s well being since she might be getting into some trouble. Lastly, Cici is worried about her/her family’s weight problem.

“Mother Teresa”: A camgirl on sex and religion

July 11, 2002

The opionated Teresa from oish.com it turns out isn’t dead after all. She’s back, and she’s got some things to say about the Catholic Church.

I had a teacher for my Freshman year Religion class, he was a preist, and well I remember him handing us out these papers where it had a little graph. And basically, kissing with tongue was rated in the middle of the graph. And anything after that was all the way over into the ‘NO NO’ area. God, what a pain in the ass. I mean, why the hell do you think this big priest scandal is coming out? WE ARE HUMAN, WE HAVE NEEDS AND URGES and it just seems SO unrealisitic to tell someone to just cut off this normal human urge FOR LIFE. It seems like it would only lead to that! And it also seems like priesthood would only attract men who had some sort of problems – hence the whole messing around with young children. Ugh. I know thats stereotyping – and I’m just talking IN GENERAL. I realize there are SOME people who will be able to sacrifice hugely like that because they have this fire for God and their religion. And you know, that’s great! But really, it’s so unnatural and it would be very rare in my mind.

Did you know that it’s also ‘wrong’ to masturbate under the Catholic Religion? At least that’s what I was taught. I remember when this kid in my class asked our teacher, Father S, if he ever masturbated and if not, how he was able not to. I kid you not, he turned liek 20 shades of red. It was funny. We knew he did it.

Well it appears Teresa has a little bit too much machismo for my tastes, but she makes some excellent points. I went to a Catholic grade school myself, but I have never been religious. I was always a little partial to greek mythology (seriously).

You realize stds are MORE likely through anal sex, and you can even get stds through oral? I understand girls who don’t have “sex” because they don’t want to get pregnant (and of course I understand truly religious people or those with really strong moral beliefs who decide not to have sex), but if you’re claiming to have all these morals and/or be religious … yet you go out having oral and whatever else with your boyfriend or various people – DOOD – you’re seriously confused.

I guess this is another pet peeve of mine. I understand it – i mean, as humans we tend to be hypocritical at some point or another. Hell I know I am at times! I try as much as possible NOT to be, but no one knows everything and we’re bound to change our minds as we learn new things. And especially being young, we’re thrown so many different messages from everyone so it’s just plain out hard. But really, if you’re going to call yourself relgious, AT LEAST MAKE A REAL EFFORT, or just don’t call yourself religious!

As I said I’m not religous, and its been awhile since i’ve been with a girl “completely”. I’ve eaten neck with a couple girls but even that isn’t recent memory. I don’t exactly get out much since i started working 50 hours a week. Not too mention I had a violent breakup with my last girlfriend and have decided to keep things on a superficial level with girls and treat them as objects to keep the relationship on solid ground.

Spanish article bashes nay and others

July 9, 2002

Maybe they’re just upset about Nay not being Cuban anymore, but there’s an article written in spanish about nay and other camgirls. It even features a hilarious photo of Nay relaxing scantily in a bubble bath or something with her eyes blacked out. The article is typical other than that covering all the usual angles that salon and others wrote about ages ago. I liked how it says “el wishlist”. I ‘m not going to translate the whole thing, but I’m still waiting for a mainstream article that’ “pro-camgirls”

with the quickness

July 8, 2002

I have 2 weeks paid vacation from my work starting today so this site might not be updated with the usual veracity, though I’ll try to add at least one juicy tidbit everyday, I would mostly prefer to just lay around drinking milk and eating bananas and watching some some john wayne movies.

Reuters says “Schoolgirl” Web Sites Raise Pedophile Fears

July 8, 2002

Well another article in the mainstream news about camgirls. This one is from Reuters:

Police are investigating schoolgirl Web sites because of fears they may be targeted by pedophiles offering gifts in return for photographs, a British newspaper reported Sunday.

“British girls as young as 14 are inviting strangers to send them presents through their Web sites, sometimes offering intimate pictures in return,” the Observer said.

First off, everyone knows they’re called camgirls, not “schoolgirls”(damn brits). You’d think someone claiming to get the inside scoop would at least get their terminology accurate.

According to the paper, the teenage craze caught on when word got around among the girls that they could obtain expensive presents from older men by linking their Web sites to sites such as felicite.com, which offers a wedding list service.

The Observer said felicite.com suspended 100 accounts linked to schoolgirl sites last week after the murder of a 13-year-old girl, Christina Long, close to its office headquarters in Connecticut in the United States.

Ah yes, so Felicite is responsibe for this latest anti-camgirl diatribe. Maybe you can remember that we wrote about Chelle and Nay getting their Felicite accounts cancelled. What business of it of
Felicite’s who’s buying and receiving the gifts and for what purpose?

Police and child safety campaigners are said to be alarmed.

“It’s a very worrying trend, and something we should be getting a more accurate picture of,” the Observer quoted the head of Britain’s National Hi-Tech Crime Unit as saying.

This so called “trend” has been going on for thousands of years because women are golddiggers and always looking for men to buy them things and provide for them. It’s part of what’s called natural selection. Men will provide for the girls because they want their affection and the oppurtunity to stand out from other males and mate with them.

Earlier this week, the unit led a series of raids in which about 50 suspected members of a pedophile “brotherhood” were arrested in seven countries.

No comment on the last part since it has nothing to do with the rest of their article. Looks like they just threw that in to make the “problem” appear more urgent.

Michelle: “I want to Netmeet Cici Naked”

July 6, 2002

The friendly and really cute camgirl Michelle(formerly of neon-pop.net and end-game.net) and her best friend Cici are sharing the domain p1nk.net.

There’s a rumor floating around however, that Michelle would like to share a little more with Cici. Apparently the attractive and likeable Michelle has been trying convince Cici to go on netmeet with her, but Cici has so far been reluctant to accept. It’s not surprising that Cici has so far refused, since even though she is pretty and inadvertantly charming, the girl is known to be occasionally coldhearted and snarky. Michelle seems fairly confident though that she’ll get what she wants in the long run.

We here at onlinedailynews can’t honestly say that we support these two camgirls netmeeting because it sounds too pervy and might have a negative impact on their friendship.

It’s also possible these rumors are unfounded and were started by Michelle just to give the evening a little bit of flare, so keep checking in periodically over the next few weeks as details of this this story continue to unfold.

Bumfights: a cause for concern indeed

July 6, 2002

Remember how in the 90′s, everyone you didn’t like used to try and act black? Well in the 2000s and wrestling, Nascar, TNN, and trailer rock, it appears acting like white trash is the trendy new thing.Bumfights.com in which homeless people get paid a few dollars to fight with each other on video. The images are incredibly graphic, and the participants get visibly injured.

Well the latest addition is a new website

from the site:
After more than three years of filming we’re finally done! Guaranteed to be the most hilariously shocking video you’ve ever seen. You’ll see drunk bums beating each other silly, real street fights caught on tape, sick pranks, chick fights, crackheads, bum stunts, “supermodel” Angela Taylor, and hands down the most core ruckus you’ve ever seen

I don’t know which is worse, the fact that there are people exploiting these homeless individuals by making these kinds of hick movies at their expense, or that people’s moral fiber has declined to the point that there is an audience for this drivel.

Music Labels Plant Online Decoys

July 6, 2002

It’s not enough that you have to deal with viruses, broken downloads, and those annoying yellow links(if you use kazaa), now
the greedy “music” industry is planting “decoys” on free peer-to-peer services like Morpheus and considering lawsuits against individuals who swap files.
Basically the record labels will upload fake files that won’t work and lower the overall qulity of the database.
Additionally, the RIAA, is considering taking a new tack by suing individuals who use the services, rather than the companies that host them.
“They’re talking about suing individual users. It’s one of many options to stop declining sales, but they haven’t agreed yet whether to go forward or not,” said a record executive.

I don’t use these services since i don’t burn cds and mostly only listen to super nintendo midis when i’m online, nevertheless it’s doubtful this will work since users continue to find new ways to get music for free on the web.

Weekend at Bertie’s II?

July 4, 2002

Well look who decided to show up. That’s right, Bertie, creator of Survivorcam and one of the most respected interweb personalities. She shut down her site a while back citing band width concerns and nostalgia for real life, but like so many before her, was unable to to give up the net and has returned.

Okay, you guessed it. I guess I couldn’t stop weblogging for long. Perhaps it is boredom, the uncontrollable desire to inflict my horrific words upon the world, or the fact that my friends complain they have nothing to do at work anymore except… their work.

“Where is your weblog?! Now I am *forced* to do nothing but structure derivatives transactions. You bastard!” (Oh, you poor babies…)

In any case, I’m resurrecting the blog in a few days, except this time, I will keep blogging about my personal life to a minimum.

“Oh no! We won’t hear about your crazy life anymore?!”

[pause]

WHAT CRAZY LIFE? MY LIFE IS ABOUT AS INTERESTING AS STARING AT LINEAR ALGEBRA ON A SATURDAY! You guys should be dancing in your Aeron chairs that I’m leaving that shit out. However, I’m glad I’ve successfully shrouded myself in mystery so you all believe I’m out engaging in various shenanigans when I’m actually indoors or running errands. Perhaps I should continue to build the mystery. ;)

Oh, and I’ll only be updating sporadically. I have mostly nothing to say nowadays.

Wait a minute… all of you got LAID OFF. HA! YOU WON’T BE CHECKING AT WORK! MY BAD!! SEE YOU ALL IN GRAD SCHOOL!!! MWAHAHAHA!

Resurrecting in a hundred hours or so,
The Notorious B.H.C.

In Bertie’s comeback post she talked a bit about mystery and intrigue.
Ironically, what we here at onlinedailynews always found particularly mysterious was how the grounded and practical Bertie managed to survive an entire weekend last fall in cohorts with the (mostly) flaky Amanda from “validate this

While it is unclear if Bertie’s return will have any effect on the fate of survivorcam, her return sends a clear signal that something interesting and new will be coming.


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