Just About You::
What’s your name?: Brandon
Any nicknames?: the omega man, juice, maniac B, the bible, coach, and some i wouldn’t care to reveal
Forget your real age – Characteristically how old would you say you are?: 12
Are you male or female?: male
What do you look like: i don’t know, scandinavian maybe
What do you do for a living?: boring job that i’d love to escape
Do you have any siblings? only child
Tell me one thing about yourself no one else knows:: um no that doesn’t really have an appeal to it.
Still About You Just A Little More Random::
Are you a part of any other site aside from lj? Which one/s?: friendster
Have you ever done anything someone else would call crazy?: of course
You mentioned how you look above…would you say it suits you?: i suppose so
What characteristic would you say is uniquely you?: eternal optimism
What can you do physically that you believe makes you stand out?: metabolize food
What is the one thing about yourself that you are most critical of?: i can be superficial at times
What is the one thing about yourself that you are most proud of?: being a good judge of character
What would you say is your greatest accomplishment?: it is yet to come
Describe your personality in 5 words only::: archetype romantic hero, christlike figure,
Look at yourself from a friends perspective. Describe in 5 words::: superficial, megalomaniac, prude, misogynist, liar,
Is there anything you would change about yourself? What is it?: I’d give myself more money
What would you never change about yourself?
Why?:I’d change anything. I’m versatile
Are you a good friend? In what way do you think so?:
Not really. I’m a good acquaintance though.
Do you believe in second chances?: depends. some things are unforgivable.
Who do you look up to most?: Richard Nixon, F Scott Fitzgerald,
Are you an extrovert or an introvert?: both
Do you enjoy being the center of attention or do you prefer to blend in?: i like to be the center of attention if i’m not around.
You go somewhere and know no one, do you mingle or wait to be approached?: mingle
What do you think is completely unforgivable?: cheating on someone
Have you done anything “unforgivable”? Have you been forgiven?: no. all is forgotten
Are you superstitious?: yes
Can you do anything wierd with any of your body parts?: no
not at all.
Have you ever skinny dipped with the opposite sex?: umm, no
If you were an animal what would you be?: lost puppy
If the animal isnt domesticated can it *YOU* be?: no
You are laying in bed, what is on your right-hand side? Whats on your left?: There’s nothing in my room. It’s a minimalist, red room.
What is the first thing you do when you get up in the morning?: take pills
What are your top 10 peeves?:
people wanting to hang out with you and then not showing up. people who are sleazy and don’t realize it.
people who are sleazy period,
girls who are respectable but date creeps
people who are the “life of the party”
when people are philistines
people who can’t block out modern pop culture
when people do things for the novelty of it.
when people try to compare the awful films of today with the classics.
What are your top 10 fetishes?:
I’m not really that pervy, but i like to kiss and hold hands does that count?
How long does it take you to get out of the shower/bathroom?: if i’m taking a warm bath i’ll be in there a couple of hours.
Are you high maintenance or low maintenance?: low
How long would you say it takes you to get ready for a date?: 4 hours
Have you ever sunbathed nude?: no
Are your nails real or fake?: real
What is the last thing you will share with anyone?: i’d share anything
What is your beauty regime?: thousands of creams, pills, lotions etc.
What do you do to pamper yourself?: lounge around in my bathrobe
What is your favorite scent?: food. i’m the hungriest kid.
Are you a neat-freak or a “leave it where it lands” sort of person?: neat freak.
Regardless of your gender which are you most comfortable with?: girls
What will you most likely compliment the opposite sex for?: for being perfect
Would you rather be on time looking “OK”, or late and looking “Great”?: late and great
What undergarment do you put on first?: underwear
Is it what goes off first as well?: nope
You don’t love either, but who would you marry your friend or your lover?: lover
What is the sexiest attribute a guy can have?: a guy? nothing of course.
What scent (on a guy) can drive you absolutely wild?: i don’t know, mine?
Do you shower or bathe?: both
How long do you tie up the shower/bathroom for?: couple hours
What is your post-shower/bath routine?: brush my hair, wrap it in a towel, dry off, get mostly dressed, blow dry my hair, then put a shirt on
Have you ever pee’d in the shower?: sure
Have you ever worn anything two times in a row?: of course
You just showered and realize you have no clean underwear, what do you do?: wear the “cleanest”. Buy more immediately
What is a hygiene “no no” for you?:
Do you bite your nails?: not really
What is your most attractive attribute?: my good manners, everything else is just smoke and mirrors.
What body part would you say people notice first about you?: face
Would you change anything about your body? What?: Well i have my weaknesses.
What’s in your bag/purse?: cash, ids
What do you NOT leave home without?: cash
Bring On The Grub (Food)::
How many kinds of cereal are there in your pantry?: a few. none of them mine though.
Describe the perfect sandwich::: tuna and cheese
What is the last thing you would eat no matter how hungry you were?: candy
Do you watch how you eat when you are around people or could you care less?: I eat with proper etiquette
What is the last thing you ate?: some tofu with vegenaise
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?: merlot,
If you could have anything to drink right now what would it be?: glass of wine
Create the ultimate dish, what is it, and who would you make it for?: sea chips
The dishes are dirty – Who does them?: the maid
What was wierdest food combo you have eaten?: popcorn with garlic and grape seed oil
Do you have any wierd cravings?: popcorn
What is your favorite candy?: none
You have only one candy/chocolate left…who do you give it to?: anyone. i don’t want it.
Miscellaneous – Isn’t This Fun::
Are you a heavy sleeper or a light one?: in between
Which do you prefer: Night or day?: night
You just got home from work/school – What do you do?: eat some food, drink wine, ride my bike
What is your favorite quote? Why?: “can’t repeat the past? of course you can!”
What is your favorite smell (rain,grass,gasoline,lighter fluid)?: smog
Choose one sense (touch,sight,taste,hearing,smell):: Why?: sight
What is your most cherished childhood memory?: those nights of sleepovers, microwave popcorn and rented nintendo games,
What was your favorite stuffed animal as a child?: a stuffed elephant named “pussywillow”
Who was your best childhood friend – Are you still friends today?: joe. no
Where would you be if you weren’t where you are right now?: in Los Angeles
What country would you love to revisit?: france although i’ve never been there, except in spirit
Which could you live without::Emotion or Intelligence?: emotion
If you had to sell one, which would it be your body or your soul?: soul!!
What is your signature cuss word?: i don’t use profanity
What in your opinion was the ultimate cartoon growing up?: monchichis
What don’t they air anymore and you think they should bring back?: Dean Martin Variety Show
Who is your favorite person?: me
Who is your least favorite?: normal everyday people
Choose 5 lj friends to take with you to a deserted island:: that would be a little presumptuous
Which breakfast cereal are you?: grape nuts
This Or That::
Sunrise or Sunset?: sunset
Loving or Being IN love?: loving
Intelligence or Humor?: intelligence
Funny & Plain or Exciting & Superficial?: funny and plain
Going to bed late or Sleeping in late?: both
Eggs:: Runny or Scrambled?: scrambled
Potato chips or Corn chips?: atkins diet
A long hug or A short kiss?: a short kiss
Comfortable or Sexy?: in between
Romance:: Exhilerating & Short or Long-lived & ‘Dependable’?: well.. right now they’re all exhilerating and short but someday when the planets align…
Just For The Heck Of It::
Which element would you say describes you (fire,water,air,earth)?: water
Would you say your birth sign suits you? Why? If not which does? I’m a cancer
Who is your favorite online buddy (choose 5 maximum)::: i just don’t feel like writing anymore
Pick a salad dressing that just “makes the salad”::: caesar
What was the last dream you are annoyed you didnt get to finish?: can’t remember
Let’s Talk About Love::
Do you know the difference between loving someone and being in love?: no
*See previous question* Do you believe there really is a difference?: no, that’s just some daytime talkshow cliche
Have you ever been in love? What does it feel like to you?: yes, many times. feels like springtime in paris, or how i’d imagine it anyway
Has your perspective on love changed over the years?: no
Do you fall in love easily?: nope
Would you say you guard your heart?: yes.
So tell me…are you loveable?: apparently
Briefly – What do you want out of a relationship?:
Briefly – What do YOU bring into a relationship?: romance,
Do you believe there is a difference between fate and destiny?: yes
*See previous question* Do you believe you are in charge of either of them?: unlike the past you can’t escape, you change the future when you change lanes.
Do you know who you want? If so who is it?: not sure really. I have have bit off more than i could chew
Can you see yourself with this person in 5 years?:
no, but love affairs are so grand
Could you see yourself settling down with this person?: i never want to “settle down”. i’ll do that by myself thank you
Do you believe in ‘soul-mates’?: no
Is this person yours?: huh what person? there is nobody
In 10 words:: How do you feel about this person?:
What would you most likely say when you see him/her – I want you or I love you?: I’d just say hi.
When Was The Last Time You::
Had a meaningful conversation? With whom?: every night on the phone.
Feel like you learned something from someone?: I learned from the doctor that i don’t have cancer.
Told someone you loved them (non-family members)?: maybe 6-7 years ago.
You laughed at something until your sides ached?: i think it’s been a while
You fought with someone? About what?: well i can get kind of cranky
You actually took the time to write something to someone and send it?: probably 7 years ago.
Heard a song that actually spoke to you?: Billy Joel’s “She’s Always a Woman”.
Showed someone how you truly feel and felt words werent needed?: you can tell i’m getting tired of this
You hugged someone for absolutely no reason?: when i see people at parties
You told someone you were sorry and meant it?: a few weeks ago
You did something humiliating?: not in a long time.
You did something mean?: I’m never mean. though sometimes i’m accused of it though.
Someone called you just to say “Hi”?: a few days ago
You let someone see you at your worst and felt fine with it?: umm i’d never be fine with it
You said “Goodbye”?: to my roommates as i left for work
You did something just for the heck of it?: rode my bike to plaid
Let yourself cry?: i ain’t telling.
Told someone you appreciated them?: too many times
You met someone and felt it was the best thing that ever happened to you?: it’s all downhill after that
Said “Thank you”?: at the bank
You fell in love?: enough
Enjoyed your own company?: i always do.
Read a good book? What book was it?: This Side of Paradise.
Watched a really good movie? What movie was it?: Get to Know Your Rabbit
Danced as if no one were watching?: in my underwear on my bed, all the time.
Finish This Sentence::
I want::: leave work
I wish that::: i could quit and parade around like the great gatsby all day and throw extravagant parties
The one thing that bothers me::: not having friday nights off
I think::: I will leave work in 5 minutes
_______makes me laugh::: tragedy
I am in love with::: no one
I love::: everyone! I think people are the greatest fun
You can’t define::: a relationship if there isn’t one
The only way to succeed is::: to adapt
Emotions are::: so much fun
Hallmark cards are::: who cares
Karma is::: for hippie dippies
Home is where::: I’m going
I regret::: a few things even though I pretend I don’t
Tomorrow I will::: relax
_______pisses me off::: i would never say that
Now For Some Music::
Write the first sentence of a song that describes your life::: don’t have time
What song do you swear was written about your life?:
Bruce Springsteen “Dancin in The Dark”
What song do you believe will be played at your wedding?:
“Worst that could happen”
What song describes you when you are upset?: Elvis Costello “Beyond Belief”
What song would you not be caught dead listening to?:
More on YOU:::
What dessert are you?: none. i hate “sweets”
Would you rather tell someone how you feel or show them?: show them
Someone kneels before you – What do you say? That doesn’t happen.
Do you have any unfinished business with anyone?: yes
What do you want to remembered by?: just being remembered at all is more than enough
You overhear a friend talking about you – What is she/he saying?: something they shouldn’t, but i understand
Are you straight-forward or do you beat around the bush?: subtle
What is friendship?: two people liking each other without being physically attracted to them
This quiz is over::: overkill
React::: How do you feel?: like the hungriest kid
Would you subject others to this quiz?: if they wish.
If so why? If not then why not?: It takes forever and some of the questions are really tacky