There’s nothing like getting home at 6:00 in the morning and getting wasted and then doing a lj entry. Man i’ve been updating this thing too frequently. I’m starting to become one of those! You all know the type… but in a few weeks i probably won’t have internet access since i quit my job and i’ll be in la. and i’ll be forced to make sporadic updates from random places like kinkos every now and then. I forgot what i was going to write about, wait now i remember. i was going to do a survey…wait make that TWO surveys
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
”Damn her!” he said bitterly, “she’s spoiled my year!”
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
nothing. my room is empty, like my promises
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
6 something sorry too lazy to look
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
i don’t hear shit. it’s 6am… a train maybe.. cats meowing, the sound of silence
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?:
a few minutes ago and i wasn’t doing anything of any significance
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?:
i was reading about how an ingredient in diet soda lowers testosterone to “dangerously low levels”. i guess that’s what the problem is. maybe that’s too much information….?
9: What are you wearing?:
jeans, a baseball tshirt(baby blue sleeves).
10: Did you dream last night?:
i used to always dream about the same girl every night. someone told me that meant i had “unresolved issues” with that girl, but the dreams finally went away so now i dream about a new girl,and i’m waiting for those to go away. it just never ends….
11: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nut case or …
bible thumper. i bet he would throw a great barbecue though. i know i wouldn’t miss it.
12: Imagine your first/next child is a girl, what do you call her?
13: Imagine your first/next child is a boy, what do you call him?:
i don’t really care. the girl can name it… so long as it isn’t the same name as someone i don’t like.
14: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
If one more girl breaks my heart, i’m joining the french foreign legion.
1. Boyfriend/girlfriend: no way. all the girls i know are too skankified for that
2. Crush: 10 of them.. all bad news
3. Do you love anyone right now: any girl who is perfect
4. Have you ever been in love: yeah but they were all bad
5. Ever had sex: not in a while. i don’t like to get pervy. there are some exceptions
6. How many hearts have you broken: all the girls who’ve ever liked me
7. How many people broke your heart: all the girls i’ve ever liked
8. So what’s your significant other like: probably a train wreck. that’s what i usually fall for.
9. Do you go more by looks or personality: i go by everything
1o. Ever kiss a friend: nope
11. Are you still friends: uhhhh
12. How about weed: whenever
13. Acid: no
14. Ecstasy: i don’t like it. it’s pervy
15. Crack, heroin, anything else: no. i’ve been know to like crack whores though. i guess i have a savior complex. didn’t you ever see that movie “pretty woman”…so romantic although it would have ended differently had i wrote it.
16. Are you a sissy who drinks Mike’s Hard Lemonade and wine coolers? i don’t drink wine coolers.not for any reason other than i just never considered it before. seems like it would be for old people or soccer moms
17. Prefer beer or liquor? neither, red wine. though i am fond of gin if i’m “down and out”
18. Last time you got some: the girls i know have all been with too many guys and can’t be considered for such things due to medical reasons.
WOULD YOU EVER
19. bungee jump: no that’s so 1991
2o. Skydive: no
21. Swim with dolphins: yeah
22. scuba dive: no way i hate the ocean.that’s the last thing i need is to get my leg chewed off by some shark. man that would suck
23. Go rock climbing: no
24. Change your religion: i don’t believe in any of that nonsense, though when i lived in hollywood we were going to become scientologists because it was something to believe in
25. Turn your back on your friends for personal gain: yes.
26. Steal a friend’s boyfriend/girlfriend: yes. it’s fucking rough out there bitches, and hoes be nothing but competition!
27. Lie to the police: i lie to everyone constantly, and that’s the truth
28. Run from the police: i have, and have gotten caught as well.
29. Speed away from the police: no
3o. Walk up to a total stranger and kiss them: i have. she liked it but then felt like a slutbag later.
31. Be an exotic dancer: don’t think anyone wants to see that
32. Streak: no
33. Best friend(s): it changes every few months
34. Known the longest: Mark Schoenecker, anne
35. Wish you talked to more than you do: none. i don’t really care that much
36. How many friends do you think you have: thousands
37. How many do you actually hang out with: hundreds
38. Who drives you insane: nobody. i’ve always been like that
39. Ever lose a good friend because you took it to the next level: no way. i never have “good friends” that i’m interested in. if they don’t adore me from the beginning, they get discarded. i don’t have time for that shit
HAVE YOU EVER
4o. Flashed someone: i got sent to the principals office for kissing a girl in first grade. it was innocent enough.
41. Told the person you liked how you felt: i always do. no point in wasting the time. best to gamble everything on it, lose and then move on.
42. Gotten really REALLY wasted: right now.
43. Skateboarded: 1987-1998
44. Skinny dipped: with my mom when i was younger…JK!
45. Stolen anything from a store: from a store, from friends, from roommates, keep this one close….
46. Kissed someone of the same sex: yes
47. Been to a concert? i don’t even like live music. the only reason i ever wentto shows was because i knew a girl i liked would be there or i just wanted to hookup with random girls. The whole time i was always annoyed that the music was too loud and was interfering with my game.
48. Been to another country: yeah. l.a. is like a third world country
49. Talked back to an adult: yes
5o. Given money to some homeless person: i don’t care about the poor. i’m a republican
51. Tried to kill yourself: almost….but someone got there just in time
52. Cried to get out of trouble: what? i’m a guy
53. Kissed a friend’s brother/sister: yeah i slept with (deleted for decency)
THE LAST THING
54. You ate: pills
56. The last place you went: grocery store
57. Last thing you bought: pills, wine
58. Last person you saw: rebecca.
59. Last person you talked to online: kelly
6o. Last person you hugged: rebecca
61. Last song you heard: me playing heart and soul on the piano
62. Do you like cows: they’re fine. like reeaaallyyy fine.
63. Do the voices talk only to you: god this is getting lame
64. Are you straight: yeah
65. Are you short: average height
66. Do you own a hot pink shirt: no
67. Do you like Marilyn Manson: no
68. Did you ever touch someone else’s no-no spot: no means no
69. Do you shop at Hot Topic: i tried to buy some purple converse shoes there once but the largest size they had was 6.i wear a 10 and a half so that won’t work
7o. Do you remember your dreams: not usually
71. Can people read you like a book: no way. nobody knows. they don’t get it
72. Do you talk alot: sometimes. i get shy in person though or i just think a lot so i don’t say anything
73. Are you afraid of clowns: yeah they’re creepy
74. Can you drive:
75. Are you an only child: yeah spoiled, selfish, self occupied,and lonely. be my salvation….