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I rushed home because I was waiting for something important to arrive in the mail today only to find that there was no mail because of stupid martin luther king day. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for civil rights and everything, but I really hate those holidays where you don’t get off work but that the banks, the post office, and other “official” places that offer services you need are closed.

Anyhow, I finally got a DVD player after all these years, and the first thing I did was watch all the “Night Of The Living Dead” movies in a row. The best of the series by far is “Dawn of the Dead”(1978 version).

The new remake of Dawn of the Dead is a total piece of shit.
They have running zombies? WTF? It should have been called “Dawn of the 28 Days Later”. Me and this guy from work got into this hour long debate about which were more scary, slow zombies or fast zombies. I argued the case for slow zombies of course, due to the fact that they’re out there lurking, and you know they’re going to get you, and it’s the slow suspense of it.

Oh and when I was looking at apartments the other day I was actually taking into consideration how defensible the place would be in a zombie attack. That was actually a factor in my decision. Have I gone crazy or what?

Walking through the new release section video store is so depressing, it’s just remake after remake, along side cheesy comedies with the occasional left wing “el guapo” movie here and there, and all these asian hyperdramatic melodramas about honor this and honor that with people flying around in blatant violation of the laws of physics.

I don’t know. I might just have a couple of drinks to take the edge off.