Archive for February, 2006

deliverance

February 26, 2006

Last Friday Clint and I went and bought a lot of valentines that were on clearance. I bought these ones that were called “sea creatures”. I want to scan them and post them on people’s myspace pages. We decided we’re going to try to keep valentines day going..even though I don’t even like that holiday and I always say it sucks ass.

I was sick all week and so I drank 25 Emergen-C’s…I’ve come to the conclusion that they don’t do shit, but then I drink a diet pepsi and feel like 20 bucks again. Could it be because of caffeine’s antibacterial properties? I stayed home from work on Tuesday and watched “Charade” with Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn. My favorite scene is when Cary Grant takes a shower with his suit on. The fact that I was able to purchase it at Walgreens for 1.99 is both terrific and depressing at the same time. It was one of those cheap dvd’s so it just replays over and over if you leave it on, so when I fell asleep I kept waking up during different parts and it must have played like 8 times, and was sort of a soundtrack to my fever dreams. Then I watched “Deliverance”, one of the greatest films of all time. It kind of strikes a personal chord because it reminds me of hunting and fishing with my dad as a kid. And the scene where Jon Voight is pulling back the bow to shoot a deer and is so nervous his hand starts shaking and he kind of loses it… it’s something I’ve actually experienced. My dad always referred to it as “buck fever”. Clint and I talked about getting a night DJing somewhere, and we would call our night “deliverance”. It would be so popular.

Anyway, Friday was Abe’s CD release party at the Trunk Space. Almost everyone in the world was there. It just like a 2002 party, with everyone coming from far and wide. Abe really does put on an amazing performance. He really gives it the old heave-ho(sp?). Hard to believe he’s a schoolteacher by day. He’ll be famous soon if he just keeps doing what he’s doing. Oh, and Asleep in the Sea is still the best local band in my opinion. So creative and original.

Clint was wasted so I had to drive his car home. He couldn’t believe that I knew how to drive stick shift. I remember last summer when I was hanging out with Lindsey, she said she was really impressed that I knew how to drive stick. But I figured she probably just always hangs out with these emo kids or whatever. And I mean, I used to hunt deer with a bow and arrow from up in a tree. Of course I know how to drive a stick shift car. It’s one of the few things I can actually say I’m great at without having to lie.

Last night Adriane called me, and invited me on her bus for her birthday tonight. She rented a bus that’s going to drive all her friends to a hotel and these different clubs, and then finally to the rogue. I’m still kind of sick, but I think if I just pop some pills and spray some of that zinc stuff in my throat I should be good to go.

happy valentine’s day thanks for all the heartbreak

February 13, 2006

Friday night was Josh Smusz’s birthday party.

Saturday Clint and I went to the rogue. We got a ride with Adriane and another girl.
Danced the whole time. Clint was wasted so he was in a great mood and saying the word “fuck” a lot. Then we went to Jack in the box, and when we got home we started to watch “North By Northwest” but fell asleep within the first 5 minutes.

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February 13, 2006

Did you know why hollywood actors started wearing sunglasses? It’s a little know fact that in the early days of film making, they used very bright lights which actually burned the actors’ eyes. Many of the early movie stars had to wear sunglasses everywhere because their eyes had been permanently damaged by the studio lights. That’s how the cliched trend of actors wearing shades first began.

Everyone keeps talking about how they owe money on their taxes, but I’m always getting like a ton of money back. People need to learn not to file exempt when they get a new job. My advice is don’t even read the lines when you fill out the forms, just put zeros for everything and you will have nothing to worry about later on.

I need a shopping partner who will go with me to stores and not buy anything, just someone to waste the day away with. Like we could go to American Apparel, Urban Outfitters, buffalo exchange, walk around mill ave and try to avoid getting shit on by freakish amount of birds populating the area, then eat at plaid, go shop at more places, and just well not really do anything and get absolutely nothing accomplished.

no man’s land

February 1, 2006

Friday night I drank too much and ended up spending the night at some apartment in Chandler that Roxanne “kidnapped” me and brought me to. It was me and Roxanne, John Cramer, and some girl with a cuban name. I fell asleep watching that “world’s wildest police video” show that’s always on late at night, the one with the really intense announcer….John Bunnell. Woke up at 8:30 am feeling like absolute shit, and it was like a furnace in that place, too. That girl must have really cranked the heat up, because i was cold when i fell asleep.

When I awoke, I turned the doorknob to go outside and John Cramer woke up and said “are you leaving”, and i was all “no i’m just going outside for a minute.” But then I just left. I seriously had no idea where I was or how to get home, and had to walk through all these deserts, and so I used the sun as a compass which got me at least headed in the right direction. Finally I made it to a bus stop, but after waiting almost two hours, the bus never came. So I called the number for the bus company, and they said the buses don’t go out there on weekends. I ended up having to walk a couple miles to the chandler mall, where I was able to catch the bus. Felt dehydrated and nauseous so I stopped in old town scottdale and bought a diet pepsi, my first one in almost 6 months). It took me about 3 hours and two transfers to get where I needed to go(40th ave and indian school to pick up a keyboard). After that I went back to Central because I wanted to go to “Movies on Central” to see if there were any good movies for sale. I was exhausted and carrying a gihugic keyboard so I took a cab home. Got home, my head hurt so I fell asleep for a couple hours. Woke up and my stomach hurt, made myself throw up. It was puke city so I didn’t end up going out Saturday.

Sunday I felt like a hundred bucks again. Went to eat at Plaid with Clint. He asked me to be the star of a feature film he’s remaking(and yeah I hate remakes but oh well), “High School Bigshot”(a movie they made fun of on MST3K but is actually quite good) that he’s shooting this summer on 16mm film stock. He says he has the money to make it. I was hesitant at first because I probably have leprocy on the big screen, and I haaaate remakes but he said I was perfect for the part so I agreed to it. He explained the plot to me and basically it’s about a kid who’s really smart but lazy and the other kids don’t like him because he doesn’t study, show up on time etc, but still gets by. Then this girl who has some jock boyfriend tries to woo him so that he will help her get good grades so she can graduate. So she starts to “kind of” like him, but doesn’t want to marry him because he has no money, so he tries to take a shortcut and pull off a heist to get money so she’ll like and marry him. He says it has a “tragic ending” so I’m enthused.

Then we went to a barbeque at Steve Wallace’s house. Sherman was wasted, and we all watched the short film “Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe”. It was pretty good.


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