Archive for July, 2006

point blank

July 22, 2006

My car got broken into yesterday during the day, and they tried unsuccessfully to steal the car stereo. Could they not even figure out how to take off the faceplate? I was smart enough to leave one of the doors open so luckily they didn’t have to break any windows. At least now i have someone to blame for all the mess(“oh yeah well my car got broken into that’s why it’s such a mess in here”). I swear someday i’m going to become a vigilante.

I was bored so i made another myspace. i wanted to have another “normal” non-music profile, one where I didn’t have to only have my own damn songs on it. Now that they let you play songs on your profile, I felt like I was missing out.

http://www.myspace.com/bee_ayy

living in america

July 19, 2006

I forgot to write that when I was at the Rogue on saturday there was this short black dude with dreadlocks, and he was complaining that the cops came to his house because his neighbors had called them because he looked like the baseline rapist. He wasn’t like a gangster or anything. In fact he kind of resembled that guy Kel from Kenan and Kel(the skinny one I forget which is which). He just looked like someone you’d see playing hackysack in the cafeteria at lunch or something. I guess the cops showed up at his place and asked a bunch of questions.

Also outside I pointed out to Jeff some guy who looked like Gary Busey. I was all “whoa since when does Gary Busey hang out at the Rogue?”, but it turns out he was an undercover cop or something. So if you’re going to sell drugs or do anything illegal make sure you don’t sell to a guy who looks like a wack version of Gary Busey. Otherwise you will get busted!

Jeff is taking this writing course at MCC, and he kind of has a crush on a girl in his class. I told him he should really go for it, and he’s like “Oh, definitely. I think I’m maybe going to try to get her email address at the end of the semester.” Classic! So that’s his definition of really going all out. I told him he should just ask her to come over to his house after class or at the very least lurk her on myspace to find out what she likes and then just tell her he likes all of those things.

Umm, there’s some gangster guy in the internet cafe sitting a couple of computers away who’s watching various “foot fetish” videos on youtube. He just keeps watching them over and over and over. I don’t even know what to say about that.

ahh, the times we live in…

fun as it may seem

July 17, 2006

My car broke down on the way home from the Rogue at 3am saturday. I was stuck at a 7-11 on 48th st and mcdowell. So basically I was stranded in rape alley for like an hour. So many sketchy dudes… I managed to fix it temporarily and drove it home. Man, who cares how hot it is, I’m nostalgic for not having a car already as I’m constantly reminded what a pain in the ass they are. Granted, car breakdowns are in a way a form of unexpected adventure and therefore do not totally suck.

there goes the neighborhood

July 12, 2006

So on the front page of CNN and nearly every other major newspaper and website, there are articles about some sort of serial sniper who has been terrorizing the Phoenix area as well as some other unrelated serial killer. It appears that nearly all of the random incidents have occurred within a few blocks of where I live on 44th street and McDowell. Being someone who wanders about frequently at all hours, as you can imagine I find this to be very concerning. I mean that’s all I need is to be whimsically daydreaming while walking home from Del Taco drinking my diet coke only to get sniped by some random hick who has nothing better to do than shoot people for no reason.

There are cops everywhere in the neighborhood, along with wanted posters of some rastafarian looking black dude taped up at every local establishment. Someone needs to put this MF in a cage because he’s ruining the ambience of my damn city(which was never all that great to begin with) as well as interfering with my precious routine. Oh, and yeah it’s not me, kthx.

Living in America….

related links:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/07/12/phoenix.crime/index.html

http://www.cbsnews.com/elements/2006/07/11/in_depth_us/frameset1792427.shtml

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,203022,00.html


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