What is it with people who love to congregate in front of the escalator? It’s like they just hang out right there and they stare at it and are just too afraid to get on….waiting for the right moment. Folks, its not skydiving! Just hop right on and away we go!
I mean I understand about fears, but sometimes you just have to butch up a little. I have a fear of flying, but still get on planes(albeit white knuckling it on takeoff and landings.) I’m terrified of sharks, but still wade into the ocean. I hate heights, but have learned to deal with that “ball tingle” sensation one gets peering over the balcony at a rooftop pool party. I am a hypochondriac, paranoid about stds…but I still have occasional unprotected sex (when I get the chance.)
Tags: ball tingle, complaining, escalators, fear of flying, fear of heights, unprotected sex