M: Hey, I see you around a lot and you’re really cute.
P: Thanks, it’s an illusion that wears off all too quickly, probably the moment we step into a fluorescently lit room together. I’m fond of your appearance though.
M: Thank you. I feel like I look like crap today. so…hi. What’s up?
P: Nothing much. Nothing at all in fact. What do you like to do or whatever?
M: I hike and go camping a lot! What about you?
P: No, I don’t really like to go outside usually
M: Oh.
P: Well, that’s not totally true. I like it when it rains or when it’s overcast and humid
M: Me too. But it hardly ever rains here.
P: I know.
M: Well I really just wanted to come over and say hi and meet you. We should hang out sometime.
P: Great, I know how that story ends…but sure why not.
M: Let me give you my number to put in your cellphone…
P: You might come to regret that decision.
M: Oh I don’t think I will.
P: Give it a few weeks or so, maybe sooner even.
M: Hah, no I was really drawn to you. That’s why I came over here.
P: Really? cause I tend to have the opposite effect….
M: Yeah right. I bet.
P: Anyway. I should get going. I don’t want to overstay my welcome. I’ve done that before. You’re really cute though.
M: Awww thanks. You make me blush.
P: That’s funny. In three weeks I’ll be saying “You’re really cute” and you’ll be saying “Whatever creep. leave me alone.”
M: Well, bye then! Talk to you soon hopefully.
P: Yeah, I’m enthusiastic. Bye
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