Thought of the times:
If romance is a game of NBA Jam, then I can’t buy a bucket… but if on the other hand it’s a game of John Madden’s Football ’93, then I’ll remember that number.
Also, with respect to making connections, I suppose it would help if I didn’t make obscure pop cultural references to things that came out practically before these girls were born.
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