the ass isn’t greener

I would strongly urge anyone who is considering breaking up with their significant other to first sign up for an OKCupid dating account and have a look at the sort of riff raff that’s available out there. I almost guarantee you that after exchanging a few messages with these train wrecks you will want to run straight home to mama, say you’re sorry, tie the knot, make babies and be thankful for what you have.

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