B: The movie Caddyshack has been playing on repeat in my dvd player for a few weeks now, and I’ve since adopted a sort of 80’s golfer clothing style… Why are you laughing?
G: I thought you were starting to say you adopted a child. Sorry I wasn’t really paying attention to what you were saying.
B: Ah, well I would never adopt a child. Why would I want to pass up the opportunity to ejaculate inside someone?
B: Well at least I finally got your attention.