21st century misogyny

Memorable Facebook comment exchange I had with a girl today…

B.A. : Sometimes I’m glad that I don’t have a girlfriend and don’t have to try to decipher ambiguous “feelings” status updates or read passive aggressive complaints about my behavior on a daily basis.

K.A.M : Why doesn’t this status say ” I’m ALWAYS glad that I don’t have a girlfriend and don’t have to try to decipher ambiguous “feelings” status updates or read passive aggressive complaints about my behavior on a daily basis.”

B.A. : Because sometimes I like to have a girlfriend and put up with all kinds of bullshit. 😉 That’s just the price you pay for romance in the 21st century.

K.A.M. : ahhh. I see. A masochist.
haha, We all like our pain someplace.

B.A. : I’m NOT a masochist. One time I let a girl I was making out with slap my face because she said it would turn her on… it did nothing for me. I’m only occasionally willing to put up with bitchy stuff in exchange for going on fun romantic trips to far away lands, cooking dinners together, cuddling, swinging on swings in parks, having someone to go down on on a regular basis etc.

K.A.M. : Okay okay. okay… You win this one… just this once… just one time….
I can admit all those things are nice.
(on the flip side, if you plan all things right, you can make all of those things happen during the ‘honeymoon’ stage of the relationship and skip all the bitchy bullshit, once that starts CUT THE CORD!)
buhahah See

B.A. : bahaha, I don’t have to worry because by the three week mark the girl figures out she’s not interested anyway. So if I’m lucky I’ll have already at least banged her and held hands at the malt shop by that point…otherwise I’m S.O.L.

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