badinagooway response to my guestbook entry

Fullname: rabbit
Where are you from?: hollywood forever
Homepage Name: like heroin except its good for you
Homepage URL:
Comments: bad in a good way. Girls usually tell me i’m good in a creepy way. but like steinbeck says “we go on”

What the fuck are you on about?

September 5, 2001. Tags: , , , , , . Uncategorized. Comments off.

Rudd Lives

Well, well, well. I want to welcome Rudd to allthingsdark. He is also going to be writing for the site. expect his first post sometime later tonight. Rudd writing for this site is important for several reasons.

1.He is part of the “good guy club”(more on this later)
2.The site will be updated more frequently
3. The updates will not become just me babbling excessively about how i got mad because some girl likes tacky and ridiculous things.
4.Gay men over at validatethis are attracted to rudd so they will be pleased.
5. Maybe rudd will finally learn to appreciate the value of this precious commodity known as the interweb

oh and go visit Lydia’s site because I have decided she is a cute ginger girl, and i like the layout and theme of her site, and well she’s my favorite girl this week even though she likes mariah carey which is pretty lame,(but you can’t have everything) and people can like whoever/whatever they want since after all i like “ace of base” and that show “Even Stevens” on Disney’s “Zoog” or whatever completely without any shame.

August 31, 2001. Tags: , , , . Uncategorized. Comments off.

Get Ready For a Gender Bending Winter!

Well, one of the things that goes along with trying to be pure of heart is the elimination of those pesky sex hormones. And what better way way to deal with them then by ordering some potent prescription anti-androgens and estrogens from an online pharmacy in new zealand. I have convinced shane to participate in these gender bending experiments with the promise that if we do this we will officially be a couple of rock n roll dudes. I’ve already started taking the natural estrogens for quite sometime, and it just isn’t enough. We need potent man made synthetic molecules.

the two i have chosen for our purposes are spironolactone (androgen receptor blocker) and premarin(estrogen). Spironolactone is a popular drug among transexuals. Premarin got its name because it is made from PREgnant MARe’s UrINe(and that is NOT something i made up)

Spironolactone common side effects:Gynaecomastia may develop in association with the use of spironolactone, and physicians should be alert to its possible onset. The development of gynaecomastia appears to be related to both dosage level duration of therapy and is normally reversible when spironolactone is discontinued. In rare instances some breast enlargement may persist. drowsiness, lethargy, headache, urticaria, mental confusion, drug fever, ataxia, impotence, irregular menses or amenorrhoea, and post-menopausal bleeding. A few cases of agranulocytosis have been reported in patients taking spironolactone.

I have already started buying girl clothes. The other day i bought a Roxy shirt from Pacific Sunwear, and it will only be a matter of time before i pick up that powder blue fleece i have been eyeing. Guahaha. I’ll probably wear girl underwear and bras and stuff too. Nothing tacky though. We aren’t talking about any west hollywood tranny activity here, just a little gender bending. i think i’d be pretty cute as a girl, too. Maybe not quite like madchen amick, but then again who is and besides i will be a rock n roll dude, and just like shane says its gonna be just like heroin except good for you.

(This post was satire in case you couldn’t tell)

August 28, 2001. Tags: , , , , , , , . Uncategorized. Comments off.

Despair For Men, ‘half the man you used to be’

well, we here at have decided to offer you our very own new brand of scent for the male. It all started when Rudd told rick and i that if there was a scent to decribe me it would be “despair”, making reference to a possible new cologne for men. Since this idea originated from rudd i found it only fair that he would be the model in the very first “despair for men” ad(picture above).

Is despair for men right for me?

despair for men is recommended for any of the following people

1. A cop who has been thrown off the force for accidentally shooting an unarmed teenager and the wife and children have left him, and he has taken to the bottle
2. high school kid or 23 year old who never ever ever gets the girl even though he saw movies like “better off dead” and “valley girl” and that proves he should get the girl cause life is supposed to have happy endings damnit
3. A stock broker who has to go home and explain to his wife that they lost everything
4. A guy who loses all his money in las vegas, and then ends up oweing money to the loansharks who gave him more money to gamble when he ran out
5. Any guy in a relationship with a “busy girl”(nevermind)
6. Any guy who suspects his girlfriend may be cheating on him, or wanting to or dreaming of cheating on him
7. Guys with suicide fantasies and daydreams about how cool it would be etc.
8. straight guys who live in predominantly gay areas because gay men are creepy for the most part(sorry rick), but you can’t call me a homophobe because “i have a lot of gay friends” and lesbians are okay if they are feminine plus they are a challenge (even though it is unnatural)
9. guys who are hypochondriacs and always think they are sick
11. guys who are poor and starving to death
12. any guy who was laid off from any job
13. all of the above!

So, now I know some of you are dying to purchase this stuff so you can put out the scent and plant your seed in some girl who feels sorry for you, or is tricked into thinking you’re the man you once were thanks to the camouflaging abilities despair for men will have to give the appearance of a more superficial personality. Enjoy!

August 22, 2001. Tags: , , , , , , . Uncategorized. Comments off.

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