Get Ready For a Gender Bending Winter!

Well, one of the things that goes along with trying to be pure of heart is the elimination of those pesky sex hormones. And what better way way to deal with them then by ordering some potent prescription anti-androgens and estrogens from an online pharmacy in new zealand. I have convinced shane to participate in these gender bending experiments with the promise that if we do this we will officially be a couple of rock n roll dudes. I’ve already started taking the natural estrogens for quite sometime, and it just isn’t enough. We need potent man made synthetic molecules.

the two i have chosen for our purposes are spironolactone (androgen receptor blocker) and premarin(estrogen). Spironolactone is a popular drug among transexuals. Premarin got its name because it is made from PREgnant MARe’s UrINe(and that is NOT something i made up)

Spironolactone common side effects:Gynaecomastia may develop in association with the use of spironolactone, and physicians should be alert to its possible onset. The development of gynaecomastia appears to be related to both dosage level duration of therapy and is normally reversible when spironolactone is discontinued. In rare instances some breast enlargement may persist. drowsiness, lethargy, headache, urticaria, mental confusion, drug fever, ataxia, impotence, irregular menses or amenorrhoea, and post-menopausal bleeding. A few cases of agranulocytosis have been reported in patients taking spironolactone.

I have already started buying girl clothes. The other day i bought a Roxy shirt from Pacific Sunwear, and it will only be a matter of time before i pick up that powder blue fleece i have been eyeing. Guahaha. I’ll probably wear girl underwear and bras and stuff too. Nothing tacky though. We aren’t talking about any west hollywood tranny activity here, just a little gender bending. i think i’d be pretty cute as a girl, too. Maybe not quite like madchen amick, but then again who is and besides i will be a rock n roll dude, and just like shane says its gonna be just like heroin except good for you.

(This post was satire in case you couldn’t tell)

August 28, 2001. Tags: , , , , , , , . Uncategorized. Comments off.

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